Filter, scroll, regret. In that order.
Soft enough to nap in. Loud enough to flex.
Fits a laptop, lunch, and your last shred of hope.
Cancel out roommates. And reality.
Drink water, look expensive.
Highlighters that scream 'I have a plan'.
Looks like you slept. Feels like you didn't.
For the assignment you 'definitely saved'.
Plan your week. Ignore it beautifully.